What sort of parent are you?
Try our not-completely-serious-quiz to find out!
Your child is yelling in the garden. Do you
A) Know exactly what has happened because you never leave your child's side.
B) Look up to see what has happened. You are working somewhere you can see the kids clearly.
C) You didn't hear them yell, 'cos you've got the TV up too loud.
You are making packed lunches for your offspring. Do you provide
A) Couscous salad, an organic banana and organic apple juice. Not forgetting the lunchbox note.
B) A cheese sandwich with wholemeal bread, an apple and a chocolate biscuit.
C) Dairylea Lunchables and a can of Coke.
Your child is tantruming in the supermarket. The full works, spread-eagled on the floor and screaming at the top of their voice. Do you
A) Sit with them, explaining that you empathise and that you know how the supermarket affects their sensitive little soul.
B) Say 'bye and walk off, surreptitiously keeping an eye on them until they follow.
C) Tell them they can have some chocolate if they shut up.
Where do you take the kids for a day out in the school holidays?
A) Well, if they have a few spare days from their computor camp and sports coaching, I would take them to somewhere educational.
B) Adventure park, farm park or museum fun day.
C) MacDonalds, in the shopping centre.
How do you prepare your children to go on holiday?
A) Immunise them against everything, buy factor 100 suntan cream, mosquito nets and sign them up for a crash course in the local language and customs.
B) Grab whatever sun cream you bought at the start of the summer, check they have a hat each and pack the diarrhoea tablets.
C) Find someone to look after them for the week.